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Picasso Trigger - Starring: Dona Speir

Picasso Trigger

Picasso Trigger

With a flourish, Salazar bestows upon the city of Paris a priceless artwork: the Picasso Trigger. Then he steps outside... and is wasted by a sniper's bullet. But wait; a more subtle art has just been unveiled, an insidious work in progress. Salazar is a master of deception. And the assassination is a ruse that sets in motion his masterpiece: a scheme to blast his enemies to kingdom come while he lies low.

Grab your sense of adventure, sense of humor and sense of anything goes for the third humdinger in filmmaker Andy Sidaris' action-adventure series that includes Hard Ticket to Hawaii and Malibu Express. General Hospital's Steve Bond stars as Travis Abilene, the superstud spy who can't shoot straight. Co-starring with Bond are seven beauties who (as any male with a discernible pulse will agree) are works of art in their own ways. Each is a former Playboy Playmate. You've seen them on the page. Now see them on the screen. Wow!

The story jet-hops from Paris to Texas to Hawaii to Las Vegas. The vistas are (almost) as stunning as the ladies. Espionage double-crosses (almost) outnumber all the globe-spanning crisscrosses. And everything from dive-bombing toy planes to exploding boomerangs to grenade-launching leg crutches reinforces one delirious moviemaking notion: if it moves, blow it to bits.

Picasso Trigger is like a splashy, easy-read comic book for grownups, only better! So sit back and enjoy. Hit the play button and you've got your finger on the trigger!

Fit to Kill - Starring: Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez

Fit to Kill

Fit to Kill

Playboy Centerfolds Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez team up once again as Special Agents Donna Hamilton and Nicol Justin. Filmed on location in Hawaii, this steamy action adventure explodes with turbo-thrust excitement when a twisted revenge scheme entangles the feds in an international game of high-carat tug-of-war. But double agents and diamond decoys are no match for this dynamic duo. Baring lethal charms and super-tech weapons, the voluptuous crime fighters outwit their old enemy Martin Kane (R. J. Moore) to unravel the mystery of the lost Alexa stone --and bring the real villains to their knees. Also starring 1993 Penthouse Pet of the Year Julie Strain.

Hard Hunted - Starring: Dona Speir

Hard Hunted

Hard Hunted

Hard Hunted is another Andy Sidaris tittie flick with some action thrown in, as well as some boring mumbo jumbo. I honestly don't know why this movie needed a plot, because it got in the way of what we really wanted to see: Hot women shooting bad guys while wearing next to nothing. Sure, we get that, but not near as much as I had hoped. This one's okay, but for better Sidaris movies, try Hard Ticket To Hawaii, Day of the Warrior, and Return to Savage Beach.

Do or Die - Starring: Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez

Do or Die

Do or Die

DO OR DIE is another sunshiny, laugh out loud installment in the ongoing Andy Sidaris magnum opus of Bullets, Bombs and Babes.
Playboy centerfolds Dona Speir and Roberta Vasquez are two undercover federal agents targeted for revenge in this sexy action thriller. An international crime boss (Pat Morita) masterminds a deadly game of retaliation to teach the meddling feds a lesson they won't forget.

Guns - Starring: Dona Speir

Guns

Guns

Star Dona Speir returns as federal agent Donna Hamilton, armed with a rocket launcher and a taste for revenge in this sexy spoof of A License to Kill. But with equipment like hers, she's got a license to thrill. In the end, it's a stand-off between Degas and his 9mm pistol with laser sight and Donna and her rocket gun. Degas' bet is "a Smith & Wesson beats four aces", but can it beat Donna's four rockets?

Return to Savage Beach - Starring: Julie Strain

Return to Savage Beach

Return to Savage Beach

Treachery, riveting excitement and take-your-breath-away action combine with jaw-dropping beauty in Return to Savage Beach. 1993 Penthouse Pet of the Year, Julie Strain (Willow Black) leads the L.E.T.H.A.L. Force (Legion to Ensure Total Harmony and Law), a top-secret government agency comprised of the world's most attractive and deadly mean and women.

Two computer disks hold the secret to the location of the treasures. When the one disk filed away in the L.E.T.H.A.L. Force archives is stolen, it triggers an international challenge of brains, beauty and brawn to insure that virtue will prevail over vice.

Using the talents of this most unique bevy of undercover agents, this high-speed adventure travels from the bayous of Louisiana, to the luster of Beverly Hills, to the mystery of the Hawaiian tropics, combining fast cars, streamlined jets, watercraft and high-tech weapons.

Savage Beach - Starring: Dona Speir

Savage Beach

Savage Beach

Savage Beach is another Andy Sidaris flick, and if you've seen one Sidaris movie you've seen them all. And that's the joy of watching one of him movies. You always know what to expect: boobs, babes, and bullets. Savage Beach isn't one of his most action-packed movies, but it still delivers the goods when needed.







Hard Ticket to Hawaii - Starring: Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Hard Ticket to Hawaii

Set among the stunning islands of Hawaii, Dona Speir and Hope Marie Carlton are two undercover federal agents running an inter-island cargo service.


The Prophet's Game

The Prophet's Game

The Prophet's Game

Retired detective Vincent Swan (Two-time Academy Award® nominee Dennis Hopper), thought he captured The Prophet--a serial killer who notoriously targeted celebrities--years ago. But now, a new Prophet has purposely lured him into his infamous game of wits: deciphering clues about a celebrity's identity. If Swan is wrong, the celebrity is murdered. Lives in the balance, Swan must race to figure out if a copycat is on the prowl, or if the real killer is still at large and continuing his deadly pursuit.




Fatal Pursuit - Starring: Shannon Whirry

Fatal Pursuit

Fatal Pursuit

British insurance investigator Jill Winters partners with private eye Deghy to recover a multimillion dollar stash of stolen diamonds hidden somewhere in New Orleans. Jill and Deghy are total opposites, and her refined manner instantly clashes with his streetwise style, but as their work brings them closer together, they find themselves irresistibly drawn to each other. A terrifying web of intrigue is gradually revealed as Jill and Deghy learn that their supposed ally, Detective Gersi, is really a bad cop who’s on the take from Bechtel, mastermind of the diamond heist. Filmed on location in New Orleans, FATAL PURSUIT features a lively Cajun score, steamy love scenes and plenty of action, set against the background of "the Crescent City" as it used to be.